My Apologies!

Well, as you know, I'm still new at this intranet blogging. I've been under the weather of late and just trying to get through my room inspections during the day. You wouldn't believe the filth I've seen this week.


Take this one for example:

I'm not sure what the kids were doing here...

This is what I call a clean room:

Now don't those children look happy?

Well, I will do my best to continue to provide you with tips for your cleaning and helping your children keep their rooms clean. I think a Tip of the Week would be easier for me to handle since I am waste deep in children filth all day. Did I say that outloud? Oh boy, don't let you little ones hear that.

Happy Cleaning!

Tip of the Day No. 2!

Well, its time for the Tip of the Day!



So, here you go...



Tip No. 2



When cleaning your room don't forget to include the closet! I've found everthing from toys to frogs to books to dirty underpants in them. Yuck.



Here's a rhyme to help you remember...



"Make sure to open the closet door to finish your chore!"



Make sure to check back Monday for more tips!



Happy Cleaning!

Tip of Day No. 1!

Since I started on the "Intranet" I have come up with a miriad of ideas as to how to impart my knowledge to the youth.

What a better way to do that but to have a Tip of the Day!

So, here you go...

Tip No. 1

When cleaning your room before Deloris makes her inspection, remember that I do look under your beds as well. Heaven only knows the filth I find under there sometimes. As a matter of fact, some of it is so PG I can't even mention it.

As you will see, I will give you a helpful rhyme to remember each day's tip.

Here's today's: Clean under your bed or you could be dead!

Boy, I hope that's not too PG... Buy who knows what today's parents are liable to do.

Make sure to check back tommorow.

Happy Cleaning!

Motivational Offer!

I have been inspecting rooms for a long time. Something that I have found to help my clients is to post the cleanest rooms on my Blog.

So...If your children's room is the cleanest that I see that week, I will post it here!

Make sure you and your children check back often to see if your room was the cleanest.

If your child's room is the cleanest, I will give you a gift certificate for a free inspection to use at any time!

Happy Cleaning!

Hello. I'm Deloris!

My name is Inspector Deloris. I am a room inspector for hire. I help parents inspect their children's rooms for cleanliness. I also give suggestions as to how to motivate a clean environment in our homes.

I come when your children are in school and send email reports on my suggestions.

I can also work off site if you email me pictures of the rooms and I can make my comments. I find that this will help all of us have cleaner and more organized homes.

Happy Cleaning!